Let's Fucking Go! (Logo Files)
I’m trying to monetize the one thing I say in literally every video — which also happens to be something literally everyone on the planet says.
I’m aware I’m a greedy bastard for this and legally shouldn’t even be allowed to do it.
What’s next? Monetizing smiles? Sunshine? The concept of hope?
Probably. I have bills.
Here’s what you get when you throw your money at me:
Here’s what you get when you throw your money at me:
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Blue Text Version — for light merch, hope, and other delusions.
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White Text Version — for dark merch, dark thoughts, and midnight panic.
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High-Res PNG + SVG Files — 11x17 inches, 300 dpi, RGB, which sounds professional but really just means "I Googled the right settings"
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Transparent Backgrounds — so when you open the white one and only see the red headphones, don’t freak out. It’s not haunted. It’s just dumb.
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My Undying Love — until I release another merch drop and pretend this never happened.
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Several Days of Buyer’s Remorse — no refunds, baby. This is art and a cry for help.
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A front-row seat to watching someone post these files for free online — at which point you’ll attempt to conjure a faint, flickering sense of superiority for having "supported the artist."
Use it to make t-shirts, stickers, coffee mugs, or just print it out and scream at it.
It’s your download. Your problem.
Let’s. Fucking. G🎧.